When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
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by me, ya boy October 27, 2018
Get the Albuquerque Academy mug.A variety of sandwiches containing the common elements of turkey and green chile. Often sold at restaurants in New Mexico, including local Subways.
The type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients vary. Typical Southwestern fare such as guacamole is commonly included.
The type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients vary. Typical Southwestern fare such as guacamole is commonly included.
Did you try that Albuquerque Turkey at Kelly's?
Yeah, it was delicious. Much better than the one at Subway. I think Subway gets their green chile from Texas.
Gross!
Yeah, it was delicious. Much better than the one at Subway. I think Subway gets their green chile from Texas.
Gross!
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Get the Albuquerque Snorkel mug.1. Common stereotype/ misconception: A snotty rich-kid private school, on a 10,000 acre campus filled with Asian nerds who have no social life and don't have any fun or sex.
2. What it actually is: A college prep grades 6-12 school with brick buildings on an attractive, leafy, large campus in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Highly regarded by colleges and Albuquerque residents, usually; with successful alumni and effective teaching skills. Superior academics, sports teams and competitive clubs make this school highly ranked in Albuquerque.
2. What it actually is: A college prep grades 6-12 school with brick buildings on an attractive, leafy, large campus in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Highly regarded by colleges and Albuquerque residents, usually; with successful alumni and effective teaching skills. Superior academics, sports teams and competitive clubs make this school highly ranked in Albuquerque.
Pedro: Aw, man, no, ese! Don't go to Albuquerque Academy for high school! Don't you want a social life???
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