"Man, after I had that filthy bean borito, I was so horny that I raced into the dumper and gave myself an Albuquerque mudslide," said Johnny D.
by Doc Sanchez December 7, 2010
Get the Albuquerque mudslidemug. by 70457 Digital Breeish December 9, 2010
Get the Albuquerque turkeymug. A handjob
Alvin was feeling tense, Robert suggested that he go meet Jodi for a good old Albuquerque Handshake to help relieve some stress.
by JLthaKing October 20, 2020
Get the Albuquerque Handshakemug. The act of utilizing an inside-out, recently used condom to hit the face of another with a forceful motion in order to produce a 'slapping' sound.
by Faux Shizzle August 11, 2010
Get the Albuquerque Geoduckmug. The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.
"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."
by Erik the Red 9 March 27, 2017
Get the Albuquerque Snake Bitemug. While having anal sex with a girl, you stick your thumb and index(ring finger too if you're feeling particularly squirrelly) into her vagina and use them to jerk yourself off through her vaginal wall usually resulting in climax hence the term "last stop".
So I was doing this chick in the butt and I decided to finish myself off with a little last stop at Albuquerque action.
by LHMC October 20, 2010
Get the Last Stop at Albuquerquemug. When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.
by King of Battle August 26, 2010
Get the Albuquerque Nut Slapmug.