Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"
by ennik s relyt February 01, 2009
by mimzy August 12, 2007
it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
by mikeydingo November 22, 2009
The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by spodderman May 23, 2014
by realnigga97 January 20, 2021
When you take a girl, and fuck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you're plowing the shit out of her; thus, the Alaskan snowplow. Works best on carpet and/or snow.
Dude my bitch made me eat her carpet last night, so I made her eat my carpet with the Alaskan snowplow.
by Alaskan plow-machine March 01, 2009