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Alonzo

he looks like pizza, he’s a bitch to everyone
wow! Alonzo is a bitch ass pizza face hedass
by bitchyesijustnuttteddd September 29, 2018
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Alonzo

HE LOVES Z WAY MORE THEN SHE LOVES HIM AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER MORE NO MATTER WHAT FOR INFINTIY HE WILL LOVE HER MORE FOREVER AND ALWAYS AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT HE LOVES Z MORE THEN SHE LOVES HIM
MAN I ALONZO, Z!!!
by ALONZO LOVES ZAKADA MORE February 25, 2019
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Alonzo

by Dannydevito300 October 22, 2019
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Alonzo

A Lame Ass Nigga, usually a man that thinks hes fine but really is not.
" how many dicks you suck today bro?"
" stop being an alonzo you know i ate ass instead..."
by (*.*?) June 19, 2019
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alonzo gonzales

A real tight fool that I love to death! Him Alex, and JP are addicted to shocking themselves with strobe lights... And I would never change anything about u.
Man I cant wait till Alonzo's parents go out of town. ;)
by Nicole November 12, 2003
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alanon-itis

noun 1. A sickness developed within alanon groups, and it's members. It is manifested in the least intelligent and least logical members of the group. Common everyday assholes become alcoholics and addicts to the member with alanon-itis.
ALANON-ITIS
Mary: So then he totally cut in line in front of me.
Julie: Mary, honey. He's an addict. I can tell. Jimmy did that once, and, I'll bet without a doubt, he was buying liquor, and was in a hurry to get home and drink it. That's why he cut you off!!
Sally: O, Ya. You bet he was. I bet the farm he was gettin cigarettes while he was at it.
Marge: What did he look like? My 16 yr old son, Barry,
Group: ya, O,yeah What about him, yea Marge
Marge: Ya, Barry has been smoking and someone is buying them for him. If I could catch the guy I'd go straight to the cops.
Group: O my gosh.oooo Marge. Poor thing
by larryisajerk November 1, 2008
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alanon

Alcoholics Anonymous: a group where people who have trouble with drinking go to meet with other people in the same situation.
See you at alanon next week!
by AI November 7, 2002
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