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Ahmed

A guy who is always up to party and have a good time! Makes you laugh and smile at the same time! Very attractive, athletic, smart, genuine & sweet. He's the total package. If you don't have a Ahmed in your life you're missing out on something amazing.
Hey whose the new guy? he's sooo cool and friendly.

He's definitely a Ahmed!

Ah, I want one
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busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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almedin

A male, relatively tall in height, both upstairs and downstairs. Body part are excessively large, especially the head. Originates from the Balkan
OMG! Almedin's head is so big that it's sexy
by Oooo outfit November 24, 2015
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cutie bear (Armed Forces)

1)- Childishly adorable.

2)- Nick name for some children.

3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.

As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.

The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.

-----------Notable traits--------

-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat

-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light

-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.

-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.
1)PFC Lester is in the army but still does childish things
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:

-Wets the bed

-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.

-Freezes under fire

-Plays D&D

-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it

-Crys

-Re-enlisted

2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.
by Chucked October 18, 2007
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asmeda

V. The act of placing recently expelled or "fresh" human feces into both ears of ones sexual partner. Then clapping hands over the partner's ears and yelling peanut. This is a variant to the wet willy, and often used in Angola.

N. A lady who enjoys showing her ass often.
"Did you even asmeda your girl last night, bro?" -Bro1
"Are you talking about that bitch from Edina?" -Bro2
"No, she is from Angola" -Bro1
by xXemogurrrrl24Xx July 2, 2014
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Ahmedsexual

Maan.. im Ahmedsexual
by Dizzydafizzy August 14, 2021
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ma'amed

being called ma'am. Makes a woman feel old/unattractive. Usually done by young men who don't realize it is insulting
"The waiter just ma'amed me." "I just got ma'med by that hot guy." "I feel awful because I was ma'amed at the gym today."
by guji November 9, 2013
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