Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.
Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
by Derpafish February 15, 2023
Get the airport literaturemug. The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina
by mattdaddy1022 December 5, 2021
Get the Airport vaginamug. by projectaristotle April 6, 2011
Get the airport refugeemug. The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.
Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.
Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.
James and Preston sit at the Chilis bar near gate 17:
James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"
Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."
James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"
Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."
by Business Select March 22, 2012
Get the The Airport Effectmug. A woman in the aviation industry who is moderately attractive, but far from hot. Her attractiveness is often exaggerated since 85% of the people in aviation are males and there are few attractive women to compare her to.
"Airport hot" women often have inflated egos due to the undeserved attention they receive from being around so many single men. When compared to attractive women outside of the aviation industry, their looks usually pale in comparison.
"Airport hot" women often have inflated egos due to the undeserved attention they receive from being around so many single men. When compared to attractive women outside of the aviation industry, their looks usually pale in comparison.
That girl over there is airport hot. If you saw her in a club next to other women, you wouldn't even look twice.
by Bill H May 5, 2008
Get the Airport hotmug. When a person is waiting in the airport to take a flight, and they begin to show more affection to their friends and loved ones.
Geena wrote her friend she misses him. She usually doesn't say that, but she was in the airport and she has airport syndrome.
by kickb September 26, 2015
Get the airport syndromemug. Guy 1: yo man I bombed that midterm good thing I'm still allowed to go to the field trip.
Guy2: yo watch your airport languaje man we're in an airport.
Guy2: yo watch your airport languaje man we're in an airport.
by jose mar February 15, 2009
Get the airport languajemug.