Airpods

The device used by fuckboys

"Look at him becky he has airpods he must be a rich fuckboy"

by Clash of clans - ELVISH October 8, 2019

AirPods

AirPods are a symbol of dominance.
AirPods show everyone that you do not speak the language of broke.
Even though Bill Gates is a billionaire he is still broke since he doesn’t own a pair of AirPods.

Random Straner: OMG LOOK THAT GUY HAS AIRPODS
AirPod User: What did you say? I don’t speak BROKE!

by TheThickning February 14, 2019

Airport Atheist

A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.

While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.

by JBray March 8, 2013

Airpods Pro

Airpods pro are for those who are better than the best.

God-like kid: "I have Airpods pro bro"
Broke regular Airpods user: "Please let me worship you"
God-like kid: "*sniffs* smells like BROKE IN HERE!"

Broke regular Airpods user: *dies*

by Huge Joker fan October 30, 2019

Airport Walk

A very fast paced walk, almost a run but not quite. Used in airports when you are late to a flight and you don't want to run but need to hustle.

Dude that was so awkward, I turned on my airport walk and got out of there!

by ~~squiggles~~ May 7, 2009

Airport drunk

When your dropped off at the airport with no kids and no wife, and whilst your drinking you miss your flight.

Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.

by KathnPersteph2 March 6, 2020

airporn booth

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) full-body scanning machine. Of course, if you're hard-up and things did not go well in the airport bathroom glory-hole, you might want to pass on this machine and head straight for the full-body rub (minus happy ending unless you have a great imagination and are 'quick')--aka security 'pat-down.'

Well, I'm at the airport heading for the gate. I took off my shoes, loosened my belt, un-buttoned my shirt and left my underwear at home. Instead of a security pat-down, I am going through the scanner, lovingly referred to as the 'airporn booth,' or 'airporn cube.' Hopefully TSA officers won't detain me after they see my naked junk in the airporn booth, thinking I have two round pieces of C-4 taped to a stick of dynamite!! LOL

by Ignatz Sassafras November 25, 2010