Burhan Ahmed

a sexy guy and is a ladies man. Dont mess with him because as kind as he is he doesnt take any shit. He is very funny and loves to joke around. he has a one of a kind swag and is probably the cleanest person you will ever meet. He is very hott and will probably take your girlfriend away from you if he wanted to.

You should have seen it, everyone turned around, its as if Burhan Ahmed walked in the room.

by pseudonym1254654 July 19, 2012

Ahmed

A man with a handsome face and pure white Arabian skin, legends say that at the 15th of October 2020 he will become a vampire and rule the Galaxy by summoning demonic unicorns and ruining the human race, and most importantly he'll kill Donald trump

Person 1: did you hear about the legend of Ahmed?
Person 2: yeah, he might be our savior, except for the fact he'll kill us all x(

by Fntmred1742 December 2, 2016

Ahmed

A peng beast with a penis the size of jupiter

I wish my penis is as big as ahmeds

by JEBAAX February 5, 2019

Ahmadinejad

1. To beat around the bush, when asked a question.
2. When asked a question ,to ask a question in return, give an answer that makes no sense, or change the entire subject of discussion.

Bush: Do you have Nucalar weapons?
Ahmadinejad: No, ve have the same colors as you...

by Parsai November 6, 2007

ahmed

Common Muslim name for males. Comes from a nickname for the Prophet Muhammad and means "praised one" in Arabic.

Also spelled Ahmad.

Starkecia: Yo dawg u hear about that fine boy Ahmed? He just owned us on that last bio test.

Charles Everton III: Fo shizzity?

by john_d May 10, 2005

Ahmed

Punctuation king

Ahmed is the punctuation king

by The punctuation king November 13, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed is the best boyfriend/person in this world.. You’re so lucky if you have an ahmed in your life because he goes milesss for the people he loves . He’s smart, funny and hotttt!!

1: wow you have an ahmed in your life! you’re so lucky
2: yea i know

by Best woman alive (R) March 22, 2021