A brown guy who minds his own business when wanting to he has lots of friends but minds his own business and likes to be alone sometimes he loves music and like to sleep and loves games comforts friends when needed to be
by Kinghollieboi November 21, 2023
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by Ahmeerisweird December 2, 2023
Get the Ahmeer mug.Ahmber is a spicy baddie who likes chocolate like they like their men with a kick. Ahmber is the type of person who will find a man that is "good enough" by their standards and then when they finally realize that they were blinded by the man's buff body and intense body hair they drop them in the same manner someone would drop a hot pot.
you only go for men that are muscular and hairy, you're such an "Ahmber"
You are so spicy and you're giving baddie of baddies, thank you its because I'm "Ahmber"
You are so spicy and you're giving baddie of baddies, thank you its because I'm "Ahmber"
by lil jack sparrow January 29, 2024
Get the ahmber mug.A Scottish/British male who weaponizes “just banter,” mixed signals, and perfectly timed vulnerability to sleep with all his female friends — while technically never leading anyone on. Claims he’s a workaholic with no time for labels, yet runs multiple emotional side quests across time zones. Overuses the word keen. Dresses badly on purpose to seem harmless. Has the emotional capability of a spoon. Is your best friend when you’re single, disappears when you get a boyfriend, and mysteriously respawns the week you’re single again. Won’t text “u up?” — will invite you to Chile on a whim while currently on holiday with a different “friend” aka lover.
He ahmered me perfectly: I planned the trip, did all the driving, slept with him, and he was texting five other “besties” the whole time.
by kneeduh February 10, 2026
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Ahmers treat your life like a revolving door — in, out, back in, all for their amusement.
Friend 1: “Wait… weren’t you two best friends for five years?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, but he’s such an Ahmer — lectures on morality while screwing every girl in his friend group.”
Friend 1: “Wait… weren’t you two best friends for five years?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, but he’s such an Ahmer — lectures on morality while screwing every girl in his friend group.”
by kneeduh February 10, 2026
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