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Aldershot school

aldershot (alderpot) is a lovely school in burlington, filled with stoners, snitches (be carful) emos, nic feins and fake girls that will ruin your life. Don’t come to this is school unless your willing to fill your lungs with nic and pot<3
girl: Hey have you heard of aldershot school?
other girl:yes, i heard there is a lot of hot stoner boys.
by loveyouxoxox September 23, 2021
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Afterschool in Sweden

When you and your +18 friends go out for a beer after a tough day at school.

What in Stockholm is known as Afterwork, when you go out for a drink with your colleagues, after work, but its done by teenagers that are of legal age(18) to drink at bars.

School in Sweden does not usually offer after school detention. The punishment for skipping an important lecture or a class is simply the fact that a student missed an opportunity to learn.
"Yo dude, lets ride the train home together!"
"I'm so sorry dude I'm going to Afterschool."
"Aw crap, I'm only 17."
"Aight, see you tomorrow."

^Typical teenage conversation about Afterschool in Sweden between two schoolmates.
by aleksington1 January 7, 2013
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Puerto Rican Aftershock

The Puerto Rican Aftershock is a sexual move discovered by Columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.

Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.

The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
After a night of dancing Doug took Rebecca to their hotel room in El Condado and performed the Puerto Rican aftershock.
by Ranger of Three Finger Park February 1, 2010
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aftersmoke

the cigarette a person smokes after A) getting high on marijuana or B) after sex
A) Man, that was some quality bud, I'm totally baked. Let's go outside and have an aftersmoke.

B) (after finishing having sex with a hot girl) Baby, hand me that pack of Winstons, I need an aftersmoke. Take one for yourself too, if you like.
by J-rad December 18, 2009
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afterthot

A thot (that hoe over there) that you've already hit it with. Basically the left overs that you don't care about. They are so unimportant that they're merely an afterthot.
Yo, you see Juan with that afterthot? Tell me why I smashed last week. LMAO
by byumbaclot December 29, 2013
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Aftershock

Horrible, disgusting spirit favoured by neds, chavs and other assorted morons. It does get you very, very drunk very, very quickly, but it is disgusting and horrible. Comes in volcano red, urine green and swimming-pool blue flavours.
Haw man, ah wis munted on Aftershock last night man
by md25 April 28, 2004
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aftershock

An embarrassing phenomenon occurring mostly in males, in which an amount of urine escapes immediately following the return of the penis to the pants after urination.
"Sorry I'm standing with my back towards you. I just got out of the bathroom, and the size of my aftershock is very noticeable."
by CAftershock February 2, 2009
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