Brodie Axford

A sexy beast who has a massive cock and can steal yo girl

Brodie Axford has a huge cock

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

Brodie Axford

He is an absolute legend and has the biggest cock of the friendship group

Brodie Axford has a 11" cock

p.s. If you dont publish this definition of Brodie Axford then your gay lol

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

Brodie Axford

He is an absolute legend and has the biggest cock of the friendship group

Brodie Axford has a 11" cock

p.s. If you dont publish this definition of Brodie Axford then your gay lol

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

Mr.alford

A little fucking bitch if a man who thinks hes better then everyone cuz he knows when the fucking pearl harbor happened

Man 1: yo look its Mr.Alford
Woman 1: ugh I'm so fucking tired of that shrivled dick bitch

by I hate mr.alford October 1, 2020

Bridgend Asffordd

A Cleveland Steamer but for participants in Wales.

A sexual act(fetish) when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like they are laying tarmac.

Matt really wanted his partner Carrie to perform a Bridgend Asffordd on him, but he didn’t know how to ask.

by Owninglydwr October 20, 2023

john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile

random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best

by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023