Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.
If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.
by QuacksO February 21, 2020
Get the group-hug acquaintance-assumptionmug. An excuse for being a friendless loser.
by White Ice Cube January 27, 2023
Get the mid level acquaintance deficiencymug. when an individual (generally a straight male) has a critically large lack of female acquaintances. these individuals are usually called out when they do something unintelligent.
Bob: Did u know that Jeff peed in the pool???
Bob-2: He must have a severe lack of female acquaintances.
Bob: fr...
Bob-2: He must have a severe lack of female acquaintances.
Bob: fr...
by fortnitebattlepassenjoyer8845 April 28, 2022
Get the severe lack of female acquaintancesmug. After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.
by mlhiss May 31, 2020
Get the Pleased to make you an acquaintancemug. It's the friend zone of friendships. Unlike friend-zoning, which is when someone you want to be your lover says you should just be friends. Acquaintance zoning is when someone who you want to be friends with doesn't even want to be your friend. This can be way more degrading than friend-zoning, usually because being friend-zoned most of the time is because a person knows you more as a friend than a lover. But an Acquaintance Zone is when a person doesn't even want to get to know you and develop a relationship as friends, which can be way more degrading than rejecting a romantic relationship.
"Hey dude! What's up?"
"Could you stop messaging me, please? We are just acquaintances."
"So you just Acquaintance Zoned me?"
"Could you stop messaging me, please? We are just acquaintances."
"So you just Acquaintance Zoned me?"
by epiczander April 5, 2024
Get the Acquaintance Zonemug. A distant acquaintance is someone who you wish to fuck the ever-living shit out of on a regular basis and who one day you will want to marry.
by BilBiowero454432tonk February 11, 2023
Get the Distant-acquaintancemug. Two people that have sex outside of a standard relationship ship. It’s one step above one night stands but one step below friends with Benefits.
by Timmy’s Dad April 18, 2020
Get the civil acquaintancemug.