Acellus

A state of the art computer based learning system.

The Acellus learning system was developed at the International Academy of Science

by Julie September 10, 2003

Achilles

Achilles was a Greek warrior in the Trojan war. He liked to have gay anal sex with his cousin, Patroclus. This means that Achilles was not only one of the first gays, but also history's first redneck. One day, Hector, some Trojan dude, killed Patroclus. Achilles was pissed off and challenged Hector to a duel. In the duel, Hector slipped on one of Achilles' tubes of anal lube and got a concussion and died. Achilled then tied Hector dead body to the back of his chariot and rode it around the city of Troy and back to the Greek camp, where he had violent homosexual sex with it. As you could imagine, Achilles liked 'em messy. Anyway, a few years later, Troy had this foreign exchange student from Ethiopia named Memnon. Achilles killed Memnon because he was racist and was actually the first person ever to say the n-word. A while later, Achilles was shot by this guy Paris in a manner similar to how Lawrence King was murdered in California. The Day of Silence 1200 BC was dedicated in his honor.

Achilles was definately a raging homosexual

What kind of bitch dies from getting shot in the heel?

Hector would kick the shit out of Achilles, the only reason Achilles won was because Hector felt bad for hitting a homo

by Konages April 11, 2009

Aohell

Aohell AKA AOL the internet in hell.

Aohell is the internet in hell.

by n8boi02 June 17, 2005

Achille's Shoulder

The act of accidentally ejaculating on one's own shoulder. As a result, the embarassing cleanup cripples the man much like the famous greek hero Achille.

While Steve was stuffing Desirai in the back of his truck, he pulled out early and accidentally gave himself a real sticky Achille's Shoulder.

by anil778877 July 30, 2009

Achilles ball-sack

refers to guy whose only weakness is is scrotal area.

Guy 1: Dude, Molly will fight you!
Guy 2: Hell naw! She fights like a hamster! Can't touch me! 'Cept if she goes for my balls....
Guy 1: Haha gotta protect that Achilles ball-sack!

by HamstaTamer March 1, 2011

Archelle

A black girl who mainly hangs with white girls, and wants to be white. But her ass is colossal.

Tyler: I've been talking to that girl archelle
Blake: she always hangs with white people
Tyler: but her ass tho

by Swag money 99 August 5, 2014

achilles-patroclus

The famous gay love between the Greek soldier Achilles and his comrade Patroclus. Achilles tried to kill Homer to avenge Patroclus' death.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.

Man, Steve and Kevin are way to badass to be gay!
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.

by CCloud November 14, 2013