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Accordion God

To posess godlike powers with regards the playing of the accordion (the opposite of accordion monkey
'Martin White is an Accordion God'
by Ming the Merciless May 13, 2005
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Accordion dick

I heard she broke up with Ralph after she saw his accordion dick.
by The dentist February 24, 2014
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Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.
Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"
by FootballMAD November 2, 2008
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accordion style

When one bro is throating a chick and the other bro is banging her from behind and they’re both going so hard they crumple her like an accordion.
Let’s bang that chick accordion style!
by Crunchy_Socks April 6, 2023
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human accordion

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.
Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!
by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014
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accordionly

"Accordionly to Paul, that chick had a very interesting time at band camp."
by Newper October 10, 2003
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The Accordian Effect

The situation that occurs when a man's penile shaft appears ridiculously small when flacid, but grows to an abnormal, if not surprising size when erect.
Michael's penis was 2 inches long when he was at his grandma's house, but later as he watched gay porn, his penile shaft grew to an impressive 10 inches. Michael experienced the Accordian Effect.
by Ellikay48 October 7, 2007
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