Abandon

When your girlfriend fucks off on a cruise leaving you to plan your own weekend at the Australian Open.

Oh, no worries babe. You abandon me. I’ll just go to the finals of the Australian Open.

by TheAbandoned October 4, 2023

Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b

Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b

by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023

Abandoned Cart

A digital graveyard for items that were once desired, but ultimately left behind. When online shoppers add items to their virtual carts but fail to complete the checkout process, resulting in a haunting reminder of what could have been. Abandoned carts are the modern-day equivalent of window shopping, but with less physical effort and more emotional baggage.

Abandoned cart syndrome is a common affliction for those who dabble in domain name shopping, with many enthusiasts adding dozens of potential website names to their cart, only to abandon them all when they realize they're not actually going to start a business anytime soon.

by lostcarts May 9, 2023

Abandonment

When someone named Shaber leaves you for more than 30 minutes without warning.

Example of Abandonment:
Shaber: -leaves for 30 minutes without warning-
Me: "I've been abandoned..."

by blackMAtter616 March 28, 2021

Tylers abandoned house

A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite

Hay what’s that ugly thing over there? Oh that’s Tylers abandoned house

by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019

Abandon casualty minimization

I see now that trying to minimize causalities just gives the people at the top more time to stall.

Hym "So, abandon casualty minimization. It was a stupid idea to care more than the people making the decision to let those people die. So yeah. Abandon it completely."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Abandoned

Tristan stricklin

To Tristan stricklin someone is to be abandoned for any duration of time.

by Catqueen72 April 3, 2021