Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).
Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000
by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023
mugGet the Asparagusmug.

asparagus pee

when you consume large amounts of asparagus that your urine smells putrid and rotten.
lily ate so much asparagus that everyone thought that someone shit instead of her asparagus pee.
by shrekdad April 23, 2018
mugGet the asparagus peemug.
When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
mugGet the Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patchmug.

Carrot Asparagus

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021
mugGet the Carrot Asparagusmug.

asparagus booth

The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.

Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.
Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.
by K P Cogs November 19, 2013
mugGet the asparagus boothmug.

Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
mugGet the Apples and Asparagusmug.

Asparagus Juice

It makes your coochie smell nasty. 🤢 🐟
Ew! It smells nasty! Did you drink asparagus juice?
by thatonearabperson101 June 2, 2020
mugGet the Asparagus Juicemug.

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