Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).

Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000

by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023

holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021

Asparagus

Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights

I can’t wait to asparagus with someone

by Quack1759 November 19, 2022

Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022

Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

Albino Asparagus

A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.

But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!

by ChogeHaus May 13, 2021