April 18th: National April 11th redo day

If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.

To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.

"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"

by Beingst May 26, 2018

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April 18th

International dominant Woman day; A day when dominant women are celebrated by submissive bitches

Bro tommorows April 18th, my girls gonna tie me up and peg me!!

by NotDemented April 18, 2022

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April 18th

National kiss your girlfriend day

On April 18th i'm going to kiss my girlfriend

by JROC15 April 17, 2019

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April 18th is national sexy jama day

It is sexy boy name jama he can pull any girl and he is very very cool and smart and good at soccer and he will take ur girl watch out

April 18th is national sexy jama day Beacsue he is sexy guy with a big dick that simple

by Yourboi_kfc October 15, 2019

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THE DAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS BORN! IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL DAY I SHALL CHERISH IT FORVER! WE SHALL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY THE BEST CELEBRATION EVERY YEAR. If you hate the day April 18 I will be bashing your skull in into freshly made cement and let your head dry with it. I am currently under your bed in the process of typing this. You won’t live another day. IF YOU WERE BORN ON APRIL 18TH YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON KNOWN TO MANKIND, YOU ARE SO VERY ATTRACTIVE. MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER WITHOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU.

You were born on April 18th?

Please make out with me.

by qalactiix June 8, 2021

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