The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.
Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!
by tommybayshore December 30, 2014
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When people write the name of their crush/boyfriend/girlfriend as a definition on Urban Dictionary, it's almost ALWAYS certain that their definition is going to begin with these first three words.
Me: I was the editor for Urban Dictionary, and there were so many stupid, uncreative definitions that began with "he/she is the most amazing boy/girl you'll ever meet, I loooooooove him/her soooo much! <3<3" Whoever wrote that definition is stupid and uncreative.
by yaya star December 1, 2010
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Amalin is more then I could wish for.
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Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"
Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."
Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."
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a lovely guy who is always helpful and funny
He also added me to his circles on google+
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a lovely guy who is always helpful and funny
He also added me to his circles on google+
thats right fangirls
be jelly
by amazingpoppyisnotonfire May 31, 2014
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To hypocritcally refuse something on the basis of 'adult content' while allowing something with an even higher 'adult content'
To hypocritcally refuse something on the basis of 'adult content' while allowing something with an even higher 'adult content'
Example of usage: “I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene.”
Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”
Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”
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