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Alligator eyes

While a man is going down on a woman, inevitably he will attempt to make eye contact. The moment when the eyes of both parties meet, from the female's perspective, the man looks like an alligator lurking in a swamp; only his eyes peeking up to be seen.
Girl 1: So last night, Mike was going down on me.

Girl 2: Ya and?

Girl 1: Well, have you ever noticed how proud they look when they are down there and look right up at you?

Girl 2: Yea, kind of like an alligator peeking up from the water.

Both girls in sync: ALLIGATOR EYES!
by brokeassribs January 17, 2011
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alligator roll

Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion.
James: "Last night Lisa surprised me with an Alligator Roll, and she came for nearly an hour! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
by TronXXX May 17, 2008
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alligator arms

Someone that never offers to pay for anything. They suddenly can't reach their wallet/purse when its time to pay the bill because they are cheap.
It should have been $40/each, but John has alligator arms and didn't put any money in.
by Wings&aHalo September 20, 2006
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wet alligator

A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.
Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.
by Randehman April 4, 2014
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Frozen alligator

When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.
Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??
by ZTM April 24, 2014
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Alligator Loki

“why the hell is there an alligator in here?”
“hE’s a LoKi”
-some loki variants arguing about alligator loki
by loki stan July 30, 2021
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lazy alligator

what happenes when the turd is so big it bobs up and down.
Dude, you should see the lazy alligator i just put in the toilet.
by aballfro March 9, 2011
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