Alligator eyes

While a man is going down on a woman, inevitably he will attempt to make eye contact. The moment when the eyes of both parties meet, from the female's perspective, the man looks like an alligator lurking in a swamp; only his eyes peeking up to be seen.

Girl 1: So last night, Mike was going down on me.

Girl 2: Ya and?

Girl 1: Well, have you ever noticed how proud they look when they are down there and look right up at you?

Girl 2: Yea, kind of like an alligator peeking up from the water.

Both girls in sync: ALLIGATOR EYES!

by brokeassribs January 17, 2011

alligator roll

Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion.

James: "Last night Lisa surprised me with an Alligator Roll, and she came for nearly an hour! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

by TronXXX May 17, 2008

alligator arms

Someone that never offers to pay for anything. They suddenly can't reach their wallet/purse when its time to pay the bill because they are cheap.

It should have been $40/each, but John has alligator arms and didn't put any money in.

by Wings&aHalo September 20, 2006

lazy alligator

what happenes when the turd is so big it bobs up and down.

Dude, you should see the lazy alligator i just put in the toilet.

by aballfro March 9, 2011

Michigan Alligator

A sexual act in which you and your partner engage in intercourse and then roll down a sand dune, specifically Sleeping Bear Dunes.

Jack and Jill went up the dune and Michigan Alligatored the whole way down.

by GatorMan69 May 20, 2023

Frozen alligator

When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.

Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??

by ZTM April 24, 2014

Alligator Loki

the superior loki

“why the hell is there an alligator in here?”
“hE’s a LoKi”
-some loki variants arguing about alligator loki

by loki stan July 30, 2021