Illegal Adoption

AKA kidnapping someone

Im going to commit illegal adoption at the school tomorrow

by BillyBob52 May 3, 2022

Adopt Me

some stupid game that some how got popular, it would have been an OK game if it wasn't for these stupid and worthless PETS, and is SOME HOW the ENTIRE REASON IT GOT POPULAR. does it do anything special? NO , does it have any value to any thing? ZERO, IS IT SOMETHING WORTH SCAMMMMMERS TIME? ABOSLUTELY YES, scammers waste their time on this, J U S T 0 I Q

Adopt Me pets sucks

by someone else thats not u March 12, 2021

Adopt me

Stupid overrated game that is somehow popular

Jared was playing adopt me. He suddenly got a trade request. The person gave him a dog and he gave them some rare pet. Jared screamed and threw his laptop. Mom came over and gave him a mega ass whooping.

by Ultimateidk November 6, 2020

Adopt Me

A cancerous roblox game full of stupid kids that get scammed.

Yo, want to play ADOPT ME and scam?

by y euuddkdk October 13, 2020

You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.

Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk August 13, 2018

Olympic Adoption

The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.

Guy 1: Wow USA is terrible at curling! I'm rooting for Switerland.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.

by Sauerz54 February 22, 2010

Adopt Me

A popular game on the Roblox platform that was originally intended for roleplay purposes where you could adopt a baby (Hence the name) and raise them in your family. However, ever since the developers of the game added a pet update, the game has become a mass trade hangout where 7 year olds would finger themselves for a neon pet.

Person 1: Hey, i'm gonna go play Adopt Me.

Person 2: Ew, you actually like that game?

by GoneGraphical March 16, 2021