Bryan

A funny guy who just happens to be Jesus. Bryan is also not the sharpest tool in the shed. He is funny and knows lots of racial slurs. Bryans are also often hyperactive but can sometimes turn hyperactivity into enthusiasm.

Bryan is retarded

by Bry-Fly June 8, 2017

Bryan

A total bitch

“Bryan just said something so stupid to me”

“I hate Bryan he’s the definition of a bitch”

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Bryan

A smart, but annoying man, who will hurt his neck once in his life.

Stop being a Bryan

by sdhcfiuwdecbedwhbcn January 24, 2017

Bryan

A Bryan is reall nice and funny. He has a good personality but he is very hot. His dick is VERY large and performs great sex. A good person to be friends with but a great person to have sex with.

Oh Bryan fuck me harder. Ur doing so good! Don't stop! Don't stop!

by Hsjhdd September 23, 2016

Bryan

Its a name it doesn't have anything to do with you're personality

Person: hey Bryan

Bryan: stereotypical greeting
Person: did you just say "stereotypical greeting" ?

by Qaurantine sucks May 11, 2020

Bryane

he is amazing , funny , cool , & very attractive . he's everyone's friend & had a good heart & good taste in ice cream . he's a gentle kisser who knows how to make a girl feel special .

bryane , i fucking love you .

by CassidyLovesYa July 27, 2010

bryan

an absolute fucking spaztic dongus who enjoys fucking dead lithium battery cells

Joe: whos that guy who keeps on forgetting my cheese in my maccies
Jeremy: thats bryan bro
Joe: checks out tbh

by spazticlesbowatermelon September 9, 2020