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Scab Stealer

A person who cuts the flesh of sleeping people, then later rips the scab off and collects them. Once the scab stealer has collected numerous scabs he/she makes a scab pie.
Look honey, the scab stealer took one of your scabs again.
by devjuhnateok January 28, 2010
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Story Stealer

Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.
Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."

Story Stealer
by jjkkmm June 9, 2018
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Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.
Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011
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fag stealer

A fag stealer aka a guy who mopes about the communal share house and when no one is looking does a sleuth move of taking a handful of whomevers marlbro golds/ winnie blues/ etc are left on the table over night home before sunrise after big party.
" what the f? I had a whole packet of 25's fags I use sole purpose for spinner they last me a week! I stay here and my whole pack is gone overnight? what is this the fag stealer version of the "Elves n the shoemaker??"
by sue doe nim November 14, 2013
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The Virginity Stealer

His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!

The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.

If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.

TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!

The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
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cherry stealer

When men steal younger girls virginity
Man, "come here baby, I want a taste"
Girl, "Ahh! You cherry stealer!!"
by Cindy loo who number 2 March 31, 2017
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Sip Stealer

A "sip stealer" is one who after filling his cup at the self help soda fountain. Looks to see if anyone is watching then quickly gulps his drink to make room for more and quickly pumps more soda into his cup.
J.D.was seen standing close to the drink dispenser filling his cup then gulping it down quickly and slyly putting his cup back under the dispenser again as if he was getting it for the first time.What a "Sip Stealer"!
by Mama Geri March 3, 2006
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