diego martinez

diego Martinez my top definition for diego Martinez is that he is a good friend and always keeps his shoes clean no matter what. He also comes over to your house and eats all your junk food and plays games, but by him self

Last night diego Martinez ate all my junk food with out asking

by he eats all ur junk food February 23, 2019

Miguel Martinez

also known as...."the" Duck, or Penguin. He has many duckies!!!! He is the duck king.I mean he sure can be my king any day. heh

Miguel is the duck King.

by lady duck friend January 13, 2004

Silly Martinez

A person bends over while another person takes a big juicy, red apple and shoves it up the other person's asshole.

Jasmine gave me a Silly Martinez! I couldn't walk for a week.

by Jazlene October 20, 2008

Wal-Martinez

A Wal-Mart store in Mexico

Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

dirty martinez

spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.

dirty martinez see above explanation

by brycemovement August 6, 2006

Natalie Martinez

a very nice and pretty girl is a hard worker

heather is such a Natalie Martinez

by miranda ♥ March 30, 2010

Melanie Martinez

An American songwriter and singer who was for a time accused of sexual assault and rape by Timothy Heller , until proven innocent.

“I feel bad for Melanie Martinez, I mean, Timothy Heller’s story doesn’t even match up, and Melanie was proven innocent but people still don’t believe her”

“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi”

by No names allowed February 17, 2019