Jared

Jareds are skittish. They normally play drums and are very strong and cute. They get upset easily, but that's okay if you can handle him. If you fall in love with a Jared, BEWARE: They are heartbreakers

Girl 1: Wow, Jared is so cute...
Girl 2: Yeah He blew up at me through text last night..
Girl 3: Who cares! Look at them abs!!!

by Princess_BlondieBaby December 02, 2012

Jared

Squad leader and Guide. Wise and publicly professional, yet secretly wild with intent to party. Chick magnet and very driven individual. One of a kind for sure.

Jared= Oorah! Bottoms up, beer down. Helloooo NURSE!

by Jared90 February 03, 2010

Jared

Jared is a cheeky, smart, kind soul.
Some may even call him a philosopher, he seeks wisdom where ever he goes but still likes to horse around.

Jared is known for being into video games, Normally found in operation lockers on battlefield 4 sitting at the top of the leader board.

Strikes fear in the heart of all opponents

"I just got killed again in this game, he must be a Jared"

"Wow that guy is so smart, with that philosophy skill level he MUST be a jared"

by Jjbbigfangirl February 15, 2017

Jared

Sexy man with a nice body who is loved by everyone and only loves half of them back! Also called Jaraaaaaaaaaaddd, Jarebear, Jay-rad, or Gay-rad. But only I can call him those names...

I'm going to Jared's pool today!
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.

by KittyLL June 16, 2010

jare's

a team of people that can do what most cant.

the team qualijare pulled off the trick

by Jared November 22, 2003

Jared

Jared is 2 feet tall and 6 feet wide, he is basically big chungus irl. Jared's greatest success in life is creating the thot blockers.

Girl 1:God Jared is thiccer than a snicker
Girl 2:nah I'd compare him to a bowl of oatmeal

by Peachybeb January 04, 2019

Jared

The best thing that's ever happened to me.

Even when I'm with my boo,
You know I'm crazy over Jared.

by YourRoame September 01, 2010