When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.
student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"
by SFM! September 10, 2009
Get the doctor hurleymug. When a womans vagina smells like a dumpster but you hit it anyways and can still smell it the next day at work.
Guy 1 dude did you go fishing or something before work? Guy 2 nah i just pulled a dirty hurley last night here smell my hand. Guy 1 omg bro that smells like a fish markets dumpster.
by Scottydddddd April 25, 2023
Get the Dirty hurleymug. a girl who has an amazing personality and will beat you in any fight and terrify you. oh and she has pretty cool friends
by chickeneggs1111 March 13, 2021
Get the jasmine hurleymug. by Milly joe April 4, 2017
Get the roisin hurleymug. by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017
Get the matt hurleymug. A person responsible for concealing networks of depravity
Don't worry dear we are too rich and connected to go to jail. I'll go see A Hurley in the morning and everything will be fine
by Sparkles adventure July 9, 2024
Get the A Hurleymug. The most beautiful handsome man that could ever exist. There is not one person who can come close to his divine elegance, his steps spread a cloud of love enticing people from all around to look at the angel who descended on earth. His intelligence reaches new highs never seen before and is suspected to be the inventor of electricty and matter.
People normally wish they could be like Hurley but they know they cant and simply dream on the fantasy of being only a third of his supreme authority.
If you are Hurley. all I can say is well done.
Also he has a massive penis
People normally wish they could be like Hurley but they know they cant and simply dream on the fantasy of being only a third of his supreme authority.
If you are Hurley. all I can say is well done.
Also he has a massive penis
person 1 "man Hurley is sooooo coooool I wish I could be him."
person 2 "yeah I know right Hurley more like please may he have mercy on my soul the gracious being"
person 3 "YO WHAT aint no way that actually is Hurley he like an actual celebrity"
person 4 "SHEEESH gang get over here and look Hurley himself walking the streets"
gang member 1 "Goddman this kid is not capping fellas there is Hurley if only I was him I would rule these ends"
gang member 2 "yo thats him"
gang member 3 "What"
gang member 2 "I said 'yo thats him'"
gang member 3 "mate speak in a full fucking sentence when you talk yeah"
gang member 2 "well maybe you need to grow some fucking brain cells and realise the context. Obviously im talking about the God sent gracious Hurley, dumb kid"
Gang member 3 "Bro your lucky were in amazing Hurleys presence right now otherwise I would have given you the ultra kuckle sandwhich no cappa brotha"
Hurley " guys, guys, guys. Please we are men of peace act like it"
All "OMG HURLEY TALKED TO US"
(every one collapses from excitement).
person 2 "yeah I know right Hurley more like please may he have mercy on my soul the gracious being"
person 3 "YO WHAT aint no way that actually is Hurley he like an actual celebrity"
person 4 "SHEEESH gang get over here and look Hurley himself walking the streets"
gang member 1 "Goddman this kid is not capping fellas there is Hurley if only I was him I would rule these ends"
gang member 2 "yo thats him"
gang member 3 "What"
gang member 2 "I said 'yo thats him'"
gang member 3 "mate speak in a full fucking sentence when you talk yeah"
gang member 2 "well maybe you need to grow some fucking brain cells and realise the context. Obviously im talking about the God sent gracious Hurley, dumb kid"
Gang member 3 "Bro your lucky were in amazing Hurleys presence right now otherwise I would have given you the ultra kuckle sandwhich no cappa brotha"
Hurley " guys, guys, guys. Please we are men of peace act like it"
All "OMG HURLEY TALKED TO US"
(every one collapses from excitement).
by AGodSentMan May 3, 2023
Get the hurleymug.