flat

A small apartment, usually owned and operated by a slum-lord.

Let's go back to my flat, and i'll take the skin boat to tuna town.

by Kyle February 12, 2003

Flats

Opposite to boobs.

Boris: Don't you think Sarah looks like a boy without padded bra?
Ronaldo: Yeah, but I would totally lick her flats if I could grab her ass while doing it.

by Surinamsman September 9, 2011

Flat

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

by Jimmi September 8, 2003

Flat

Short for "Feel/felt like a twat".

Some Guy: Dude! Why didn't you ask her out?
Dude: I totally flatted.

by Adamsuperkewl November 2, 2010

flat

Earth

The earth is flat.

by flatearther123 April 12, 2019

flats

a group of three girls with no boobs that look like anorexic sticks

the flats tried to stuff themselves today but it just make them look even more stupid ha ha

by KG76 January 2, 2009

Flat

Megumin

"Boy, that Megumin sure is flat. Her shirt has less bumps than Florida."

by dabdabdabdabdabdabdabdabdab December 22, 2019