Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick 

A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)

Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."

Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick by Todd Jenkem July 28, 2011

Going to see a man about a dog 

Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require. or just See a man about a dog

I'm just going to see a man about a dog, then we can pipe it up and watch the movie.

Going to see a man about a dog by XXXX May 1, 2003

Going to see a man about a dog 

Slang used while referring to going to have a drink down the pub.

Most commonly used in the North East of England. Due to it being originally derived from people who drink/drank the ex-Newcastle brewed alchohol, Newcastle Brown Ale.

The sentance itself is actually printed on the label of the newer bottles of Newcastle Brown.

Fred: Doing anything decent this weekend?

Bob: Going to see a man about a dog on friday if you fancy coming?

Going to see a man about a dog by iMikey February 10, 2010

See a man about a dog 

Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require. or Going to see a man about a dog

Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require.

See a man about a dog by XXXX May 1, 2003

See a man about a dog 

(v.) to urinate

I'm going to see a man about a dog

See a man about a dog by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

See a man about a dog 

When I was in high school, this was an expression used when someone was going off to have sex with someone else.

"Hey girl, where are you going? I though we were hanging out?" And she says, "Oh, I need to go see a man about a dog." And then winks at you. Lol.

See a man about a dog by rufkm November 18, 2010

skin a dog 

to give a mean blow job. this term derives its origin from glen burnie maryland.

That bitch does know how to skin a dog!

skin a dog by SlappyMeats March 2, 2007