99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021

99-cent

1. Used to describe something that is poorly made, doesn't work, or has any other negative aspect.
2. Used to describe someone who is bad at something.

"Dude your CD player is skipping, wow, 99-cent CD player."

"Way to drop the food, you're a 99-cent grocery bagger."

by sniperoosky September 16, 2008

$99'er

When a person is locked in a relationship, slaving at home, only for their loved one to get them an item every once in a while amounting to around $99 in value. Often, this is a cheap consumer digital camera or a pair of shoes.

Marco: Yeah, I stayed home all this weekend, even though my friends wanted me to go out.

Friend: Dude, did you at least get a $99'er from your wife??

Marco: Yup.

by MrBubbs March 6, 2010

99 pointer

The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.

Kobe left the league in style, his final shot was a 99 pointer.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

99 precinct

The Brooklyn nine nine precinct

Guy #1 what’s the precinct name number in Brooklyn 99?
Guy #2 it’s the 99 precinct

by Flamingo76 November 11, 2020

99% sure

When you're sure but don't know for a fact

I'm 99% sure that's not what he meant

by frabrizio December 17, 2017

Brooklyn 99

Brooklyn 99 is a tv show that u can find on Netflix it's about cops (New.York.Police.Department)

Dad:what are u watching

Me:Brooklyn 99
Dad:Boring
Me: you haven't even seen it -shows it to him -

Dad-addicted after 5 line-up

by 🌎🌎🌎 August 15, 2021