November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021

November 5th

5th November is April fools V2

November 5th APRIL FOOLES SUCKERS

by gingko12345 November 5, 2020

November 5th

If your name is Ava, then you need to break up with your boyfriend.

Ava: We need to breakup.
Boy: No! Please?
Ava: Sorry, it's November 5th and my name's Ava

by Bybybybyby November 5, 2020

November 5th

National wife ur friend or ur crush day

Sky: Omg it’s November 5th that means do I want to wife Naomi or my crush.

by Fake fake fiz page November 5, 2019

November 5th

National bad bitch day. Good day for sex.

girlll it’s november 5th lemme get sum dick🤪🤪🤪

by condoms are not an option November 5, 2019

November 5th

National blame Colton day. Any Colton you know do something band and blame on him

I broke my toe Colton did it on November 5th

by Jwitherow November 5, 2019

November 5th

Tell Lassi and Kim you like them.

Today, november 5th I will be telling my crushes I like them.
You go girl!

by ranelover07 November 5, 2020