2nd of March

Kiss your gf day

2nd of March I will kiss my gf

by Suck lord March 1, 2022

2nd cavalry regiment

A Military Unit in Europe where Morale is extinct. A place where bullpen hats are not allowed for god sakes

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Man your going to the 2nd cavalry regiment that place is a fucking prison

by Fuckmalife June 20, 2019

2nd day

when you take the physical aspect of a relationship wayy to fast (skipping bases). knowing that its not a good idea. generally happening the 1st week of a relationship or the 2nd day. doing this results in turning the relationship into a relationshit.

jasmine: did you hear? mike and koral totally 2nd day'ed their relationship yesterday.
sammy: wow. what fools. well, i hope they have luck with the rest of their relationshit.

by bra bra radke March 15, 2009

2nd Base

Pad near the center of a baseball field that batters must step on after before stepping on 3rd Base. In a perverted person's book, its defined as touching other peoples inappropriate places.

Announcer: And the batter circles around the baseball diamond, just leaving 1st Base! ooh He gets tagged out at 2nd Base...

Perverted Fuck: -sniggers-

Sensible Educated Person: Wow...

by Nun Yabeeze Wacks November 30, 2009

2nd Wife Rule

A mathematical equation to determine the age of a man's second wife: you take the man's physical age divided by two plus 7 years and that will be his second wife's age. The rule is also true to women who are first-time widows or divorcees but in reverse: Take her age, subtract seven years and multiply by two and that's the age, plus or minus a few years, of her second husband. If she's 44, she should start hanging out at nursing homes and VFW lodges because her next husband will be in his 70s. (You have to allow greater margin of error the older a woman's second husband's likely to be.) The problem is there are more women who are divorced in their 40s and 50s than there are single men in their 60s and 70s. Hence, further validation of the line in "Sleepless in Seattle" that "it's easier for a woman to be killed by a terrorist than it is to find a husband over the age of 40."

Jessie: I just found out no account my ex-husband's dating a woman who's 29.
Kevin: How old is he?
Jessie: 44
Kevin: Well, according to the so-called 2nd Wife Rule, which takes half his age, which is 22, plus seven years, which is 29, she's the exact age he should be dating.
Jessie: That lousy bastard! Well, two can play that game. I'm going to find me a 29 year old stud.
Kevin: Sorry, sweetie but that cougar don't hunt. Your search demographic is in their 70s.
Jessie: Then they better be rich!
Kevin: Probably not. If they were, they'd be tapping the 29 year old, too. Via Viagara!

by iowabuckeyes April 12, 2011

2nd base

Butt Hole. Not anal, just butt hole.

Josh: Bro I got to 2nd base last night.

Cullen: Nice! Felt her tits?

Josh: Nope. Butt hole.

by Condor69 February 24, 2011

2nd party

Term used by videogame fans mainly to refer to the developers owned by a 1st party, such as Silicon Knights or Bungie, and by association the games they make.

Bungie is a 2nd party to Microsoft.

by Eric Baker March 18, 2004