october 24th

national lowkey kinda a thicccyyy but kinda looks like a pot head awareness day aka thiccccc daddy day.

OMG your birthday is on October 24th?!? That’s thiccccc daddy day!!

by Tiffany Green💚 October 18, 2019

September 24th

The craziest bitches are born on this day. They won't be afraid to pull a knife on you.

Don't mess with him/her.
They're mad but great fun when you get to know them

Person 1: She's so weird
Person 2: it's expected, she was born on September 24th

by BarbieThingZ October 30, 2019

May 24th

The day that one bitch was born

Person #1: Hey, what day is it?
Person #2: May 24th
Person #1: aw shit here we go again

by 1randombitch1 October 15, 2019

February 24th

International bug the crap out of your boyfriend day, and if you don't have a boyfriend, bug the crap out of your guy FRIEND!! Girls this is the one day yo manz can't get mad at you for doing it so enjoy this day while it lasts <3

Men, guys, fellas, you can't get mad at yo girl for bugging you today !!

Girl: *Is annoying on February 24th*
Boy: *Can't get mad*

by Whyme..? January 3, 2021

October 24th

The one day where a horny kid didnt make the definition involving slapping asses for girls with no ass to post on their story on snap

My ass is safe on october 24th

by Ricardomyguy October 14, 2019

January 24th

National make love day

Don’t just have sex, make love!

Jackson: Hey, you know it’s January 24th right?

by StwabewwyMelk October 15, 2019

May 24th

National Tiddie and Dick Day, Grab Anything!

Fuck yeah it’s May 24th

by OG Grandpa May 22, 2019