My Girlfriend is ASS.
by Jakoplasma April 10, 2018
Get the ASSmug. An Agent of Secret Stuff(ASS). The existance of ASSes was unknown until they were revealed in youtube celeberty Nigahiga's short-film - "Agents of Secret Stuff".
Guy 1: Ryan's an ASS.
Guy 2: Dude, that's mean!
Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!
Guy 2: Dude, that's mean!
Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!
by DrPepper47 June 18, 2011
Get the ASSmug. 1. Four legged mammal similar in appearance to a horse, albeit a particularly straggly, smelly horse. The donkey belongs to this particular segment of equestrians.
2. The buttocks/anus.
3. A woman/man of particular aesthetic quality.
4. A fool. In this context, usually prefixed with 'dumb'.
5. Used as a suffix for any number of adjectives, usually by children. See below for examples.
2. The buttocks/anus.
3. A woman/man of particular aesthetic quality.
4. A fool. In this context, usually prefixed with 'dumb'.
5. Used as a suffix for any number of adjectives, usually by children. See below for examples.
1. "I will buy this ass for seven groats, no more!"
2. "My ass is killing me. I'm never eating Chicken Phaal again."
3. "Shheeeaaat! Check out that fine piece 'o' ass! (whistle)"
4. "You dumbass! Get the cat out of there, I need to do a number two!"
5. Lame-ass, Dumb-ass, Stoopid-ass(sic), Fruity-ass, Vacuous-ass, Interminable-ass, Destabilisable-ass.
2. "My ass is killing me. I'm never eating Chicken Phaal again."
3. "Shheeeaaat! Check out that fine piece 'o' ass! (whistle)"
4. "You dumbass! Get the cat out of there, I need to do a number two!"
5. Lame-ass, Dumb-ass, Stoopid-ass(sic), Fruity-ass, Vacuous-ass, Interminable-ass, Destabilisable-ass.
by Coaldrone January 24, 2004
Get the assmug. by This Sucks May 31, 2005
Get the Assmug. by theurbandictionarylover April 29, 2015
Get the Assmug. 1. (n.) glutimus-maximus
2. (suff.) Used to form the comparative degree of adjectives: tight-ass; bad-ass; crazy-ass
2. (suff.) Used to form the comparative degree of adjectives: tight-ass; bad-ass; crazy-ass
by k1 October 3, 2001
Get the assmug. 