walker

A man, asexual or homosexual, who can safely escort a woman, married or otherwise, to a social event, without hint of suspicion or relationship beyond friendship. A safe male companion.

Before becoming so waspish, Truman Capote was a reliable walker for Park Avenue society matrons.

by Ron Erickson September 30, 2006

Walkered

To be belligerently drunk to the point where one is unable to keep their balance or walk. Entering the state of "walkered" can be the result of over consumption of alcohol but most likely due to the consumption of three Black Fly Coolers.

"Man, Alex was so walkered last night that we had to carry her back to her room!"
"Yo! Lets get super walkered tonight after our exam!"

by Mayor of Turnt City January 28, 2014

Walker

A term used by drug dealers in South Dallas that describes a crack head or clucker.

Ray Ray: Say nigga, where that nigga Mike's Trap at ?

J Rock: Over there where all them Walkers cummin from !

by Dat_OakCliff_Boi July 21, 2006

walker

the last drink you take "to go" on your way from a tailgate to the event. The walker is frequently a red party cup.

Dude, the game is about to start. Pour me a walker.

by ruamy August 21, 2010

walker

A large tank-like vehicle, only with legs rather than tracks, ergo the name "Walker"
Walkers are not humanoid in design and should not be confused with mechs
A walker can have any number of legs from 2 upwards

"Imperial Walkers!" -referring to the AT-ATs of Star Wars fame

by random Star Wars-liking person January 11, 2006

to walker

Driving a car and accidently hitting to a complete stop an inanimate object, usually a lamp post or a tree.

A: Hey Eric! Have you seen Bob?
B: Nah, I heard I walkered(to walker) on the highway last night.

by Holyrum April 29, 2017

walkered

To walker something is to not finish a drink or food item.

that man walkered his beer last night.

by yuuzhan624 November 25, 2009