Ozempic Games

Fat celebrities who went underground away from the cameras, and come back slim and barely recognisable

Hey look there’s there’s that chick from TV, she looks so skinny. Are you sure? Yeah she’s been training for Ozempic Games

by Mr T Raptor November 21, 2025

ozempify

To aggressively streamline, tighten up, or slim down something — especially a bloated project, document, or process — by removing unnecessary junk, trimming excess, and making it leaner and more efficient. Inspired by the popular weight-loss side effects of Ozempic.

This syllabus was 38 pages of pure carbs, so I ozempified it down to a tight and sexy 12.
We need to ozempify this budget before the boss has a stroke.
My inbox is out of control — time to ozempify and delete 4,000 emails I’ll never read.

by Texan Etymologist November 24, 2025

Ozempic'd

The consequence of not eating all day because you're hanging out with somebody on a GLP.

I'm got Ozempic'd because I was hanging out with Melissa all day and we never stopped to eat anything.

by chrsryn November 30, 2025

Ozempic Dick

The perceived increase in penis size due to weight loss after taking drugs like Ozempic (semaglutide)

Paul’s feeling all good about himself now that he’s skinny and has that ozempic dick. He got an extra two inches on his dick after taking Ozempic.

by SkankyKranky January 16, 2026

Ilrahc Oilema'd

charlie d'amelio backwards

this won't become a tiktok trend but this is weird

person 1 :what charli d'amelio's name backward

person 2: Ilrahc oilema'd

by thatonegirlfromengland November 28, 2021

You need Ozempic

“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.

“You need Ozempic, biggie.”

by Idiotisafool May 25, 2024