D. S. P

Designated. Short. Person
A dedicated person to make a tall persons life better though great humour, death defying sunts to try be taller or giving a tall person a different veiw in life

Tall person : you are so short how are we friends
You: no I am just your D. S. P (designated. Short. Person) here for your enjoyment

by Lulu 123 January 28, 2022

s & p

when a water in consisted of sparkles and you ask a waiter for a s and p but will she know? if not she is not worthy he or her.

can i please get a san pella fucking grino

yes ofc s & p

yes.

by shane duke August 5, 2023

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

S l a p

Something youtooz said in there discord randomly.

Someone: im eating crazy bread
Youtooz: S l a p

by Satoshi omega February 19, 2020

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

S L A P

Davie504: slap like now!

its means to slap so hard you break your laptop

OMG Davie504! thank you I broke my laptop because you told me to S L A P it

by Davie504 is da best slapperrrr December 2, 2019

H/Y/P/S

Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford, aka schools that open doors to any career you want.

MD1: Some kid just cold called me asking if I can help him get a job at Goldman Sachs
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's

by NecroAnalCrusher June 15, 2018