To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)

"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

Leek

(Of an action or activity) very boring to someone not interested but is fun to someone who is.

I knit because it’s leek, but others don’t like watching me.

by Anonymous3 May 19, 2019

lake leek

When a girl is on her period and she forgot to wear a tampon/pad she's having a lake leek.

Girl1: omg I have a lake leek!
Girl2: buy some tampons.
Girl1: I'm trying!!

by Fuckingamazing November 17, 2013

leek

the prettiest micronesian on this planet earf

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by chessgurl101 September 5, 2021

Leek

Anik

Anleek is a leek

by Bluebushes March 11, 2019

lapel leek

Part of a leek that your Welsh mum makes you wear to school to assert your Welsh heritage and to introduce you to the school bully.

What the fuck's that? A lapel leek? What's wrong with a daffodil?

by MunkeeManBoyPig June 3, 2020

Leek

Sexy ass motherfucker that has a giant cock and can steal your bitch in a pickup truck.

Yo look its leek, he stole my bitch in a 2013 Nissan Frontier.

by anonymous November 22, 2021