DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.

Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

by revolter69 November 1, 2019

DDD (Day Drunk Driver)

When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.

Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.

Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!

by Maryawerden November 14, 2012

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When you start to die of boredom and maybe your internet even is gone so you start to type mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq, which is typing your letters on the QWERTY keyboard from first to last, but you type every letter 3 times.

Person 1: Dude I'm so bored

Dude: Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?

Person 1: Yeah, 4 minutes ago.

Dude: Try doing mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq.

by August403 January 19, 2021

DDD

Do Dishes December, basically women should do dishes everyday. The number of times she should do it depends on the date. 1st of December = 1 time, 10th of December = 10 times etc.

Joe: Did you do the dishes?
Joe‘s Mama: No, should I?
Joe: Yes everyday! Its DDD!

by pomeronin December 8, 2022

DDD

Dick Down December

Girl 1: I’m so glad it’s ddd.

Girl 2: Girl same i’ve been waiting for some dick since nnn started

by bxtchgxdxx December 2, 2019

Dougie Double Down (DDD)

When you “hedge” your bet by increasing your stakes with slightly more favorable terms, so not really hedging at all.

I bet you a box of donuts I can run a 5K in under 23 minutes. Minutes later I’ll Dougie Double Down (DDD) by betting another box of donuts that I can run a 5K in under 25 minutes.

by Ice Indicator Gnome July 28, 2022

DDD

Destroy dick December, the month directly following No Nut November (NNN), it is common practice for males to release a load once a day in DDD just the same way that they did not touch the pants snake throughout the month of November.

Person 1: Hey bro NNN is finally over.
Person 2: Yeah I know, it's now DDD where we all beat the meat and release the baby batter

by anonymous December 6, 2021