black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

Black Lightsaber

When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'

Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off

by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023

Black Guilt

A misnomer. As the word “Black” is an adjective, in some societies, to describe the term “dismal”. This adjective is used to categorize a group’s race or nature pertaining to existence or agenda. “Black” as described by AfroAsiatics or African Americans is a psychosocial construct designed by their creation (whites) in order to dissuade others from identifying or associated with the label “Black”.

A Black man fell on a Black day for feeling Black Guilt for creating a White Race.

by Fardallah March 18, 2022

artificially black

Artificially Black is when non-black people artificially change their skin tones. Mostly white people commit to this.

“Hey did you see Jessica the other day?”
“No why?”
“She’s Artificially Black now”
“Oh shit”

by therealblackie June 29, 2021

Black Shower

The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.

Person 1: "Woah dude did you tan?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I just did a Black Shower!"

by ElsePoem June 7, 2025

Blackful

An adjective meaning full of hope, positivity and enlightenment while appreciating the struggle of Black people in America and beyond. It is an antithesis of the word black in the standard dictionary.

Seeing young men smile and laugh makes me so Blackful.

by Wonderwoman47 July 6, 2025

Black Jacker

Eating Black Jack sweets before giving your bf a blow job then as he cums, choke on his jizz and puke the black jack and jizz mixture back up on his dick!

'Oh hey Zac! I did a black jacker on my bf'

'What's that then Emma?'

'Well I ate black jacks before giving my bf a blow job and I puked on him as he cum in my mouth..'

by JammyEm August 3, 2021