Squishy Face Retard

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped

"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010

Face like a beekeeper's glove

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

by TMaq February 6, 2010

face like a smacked arse

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp

i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!

by fluffkins March 25, 2004

Your Face Goes Here

Suck my dick

Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)

by $e9a May 18, 2009

bite your face off

When you are really really really really really mad at someone

If you don't stop I'll bite your face off

by Santaclaus7 October 11, 2015

Chilli Face Noodle Punch!

Phrase by American YouTube personality, Jenna Marbles

This is something, of many other weird things she would rather do, then clean her VERY messy bedroom.

To cover her face in Chilli, and punch a box of noodles into the air! :)

"Peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face!"
"Chilli face!"
"Chilli face noodle PUNCH!"

1st Girl: "Look at my t shirt dude!"
2nd Girl: "Awesome!"
Together: "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" *fist in the air*

by Loulabell March 24, 2012