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Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.
Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.
by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019
mugGet the Holes in his bagmug.

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.
by analvagina December 6, 2013
mugGet the The Seattle Dirt Bagmug.
John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
mugGet the Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bagmug.

Cunt bag

It's a bag for cunts
Bro my cunt is so out of line.... dude just get a cunt bag
mugGet the Cunt bagmug.

Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
mugGet the Moving Bags of Lettucemug.

touch bag

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.
by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025
mugGet the touch bagmug.

stink bag

when you dropping logs the doo doo water slaps up on your nutsack
Mannnn, Ryan and Joe are playing shit swords, you know they boxers gonna stink when they cover their stink bags.
by Da JH Man November 23, 2021
mugGet the stink bagmug.

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