fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication

Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

by Lord Blame June 12, 2008

punch me in the fucking face

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.

Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face

by eliotores October 20, 2010

open faced chili dog

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.

I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007

Rock my face off

This means that it is VERY cool and I enjoy it much. :D

That horse rocks my face off!

by Phsyco biotch August 22, 2003

Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri

Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master

by Rob August 22, 2003

cunt baby fuck face

Snooki's real name.

What is snooki's real name? Cunt baby fuck face

by s9359 November 23, 2010

Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018