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as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022
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Spice bag

A spice bag is poutine, but with ingredients from Chinese takeout. This dish is popular in some parts of Toronto.
by LizardInACan July 4, 2023
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Bag

To get or “bag” a girl that you like.
“Yo I heard u bagged that girl nigga”
by Jsheieieufbfbsnqnwjrbf May 22, 2023
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Trash bags

Bags you put trash in.
Hym "Ok, I'll stop 😆"

Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"

Hym "Huh? I donno."

Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."

Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."

Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"

Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"

Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2022
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douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
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alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.
by Butthut May 27, 2016
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Garbage Bag of Gasoline

The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".
Man, this thing is a real garbage bag of gasoline!
by theultrahead May 19, 2021
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