douche bag

A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables

It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag

by Rytoc December 7, 2007

Hoe bag

A thing you pay for and you never now what stds your going to get

I waonder what’s gonna come in that Hoe Bag

by Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh November 19, 2018

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Milk bag

A woman or man who is generally shaped like a milk bag. Kinda gross

You're a milk bag

by Pecsaying May 10, 2018

flop bags

Tits that have been strechted and pulled on so much they resemble a shredded car tire.

That bitches tits are beyond flop bags.

by Seemandonationspeacilist July 20, 2016

chipotle bag

someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)

"you're my first chipotle bag"

by gayratz April 7, 2024

Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018