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Da Vinci Syndrome

This term's origin is dating back to when people started to read the Da Vinci Code but it has extended even more to cover anything remotely deep and/or philosophical that someone says they apparently get and they are better than you for that exact reason.
Person A: So I just finished the Da Vinci Code.
Person B: Really? I've heard interesting things about it.
Person A: More than likely things you wouldn't ever be able to remotely fathom, mortal.
Person C: Wow, talk about Da Vinci Syndrome.
by premeditated93 November 19, 2010
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Emily Downs Syndrome

When a girl goes crazy over a guy, cheats on him, bitches at him, dumps him, and then won't stop brooding about how mean he was to her for the rest of her life. This type of girl is usually also a cock blocker.
Wow, Martha seemed like she had Emily Downs Syndrome last night we she fucked my brother. Megan is inflicted with the terrible Emily Downs Syndrome...I feel so bad for her.
by The Wise Man8587 November 23, 2011
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Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.
"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)
by Long14 January 9, 2012
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bra-strap headache syndrome

Chronic pain in the back of the neck muscles that radiates to the top of the head. A result of tight-fitting brassier worn (normally...), by women.
Other similiar weird syndromes that are related to bra-strap headache syndrome:

-Tight pants syndrome: abdominal discomfort/ bleeding/ heart burn caused by tight-fitting pants that might rupture an artery or build up acid-reflux from pushing into the wall of the stomach.
-Sunglasses syndrome: numbness and tingling feeling between the eyes that gradually spreads to the nose and upper mouth.
-Seat-belt syndrome: similiar in cause to economic-class syndrome, but is caused from seatbelts that tighten on around the hip area in case of emergency landings or a crash that finally destroy a vital internal organ.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

The set of characteristics involving, but not limited to, a burning sensation around the anus and difficulty wiping. BBS often includes the associated condition of diarrhea. Though no clinical trial data exists, BBS is thought to highly correlate with the ingestion of spicy food.
I once ate a whole jar of peperoncini and then spent the next day suffering from "Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)."
by Enrique Rodriguez January 28, 2009
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome

A person that is not able to reach their full potential because their step mom is constantly interfering with their life in a negative way.

This has nothing to do with Dale Earnhardt Jr personally, he was just a victim of circumstances, of having a step mom that only messes things up.
Real life- Dale Earnhardt Jr. is far better off on his new team now that he doesnt have to deal with his step mom Teresa Earnhardt.

In context- You cant be at the top of your game if you have Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.

Once you are relieved of Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome, you will achieve great things.

Step parents should be outlawed and banned to help prevent Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.
by vitamin waterz March 4, 2009
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Down Syndrome Anal Fun

When two down syndromes experience anal sex for the first time.
Retard #1: Nar-Nar my penis

Retard #2: Hardy har har

This is what we call Down Syndrome Anal Fun
by Bum Killas 101 April 10, 2009
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