Monkey Shit

A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.

Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?

by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009

shit load

Anything that is over 1000 lbs.

that bitch weighs a shit load

by Overseer April 8, 2005

Bum Shit

bum shit is commonly used as a phrase to discribe ones appearance.

ew i look like bum shit :(

by scissorsfrybontanameth February 2, 2010

Brit-Shit

A type of shit after passing out with your face on the toilet and no pants on.

Last nite at the party stu had a brit-shit after he had passed out.

by chanM February 18, 2010

Gatorade Shit

A pitch black turd that is a result of the coloring of drinking either purple or green colored sports drinks.

When I drink grape gatorade I always leave a gatorade shit in the toilet.

by Sooleyman December 29, 2009

P shit

An abreviation for "Pure Shit".

"Dude, I look like P shit with my makeup off"

by DinoLove<3 January 14, 2010

Shit Keg

A slang term meaning the anus.

"Look baby that pussy ain't working for me!! Let me tap that shit keg so we can finish this up and I can get home to my baby mama!"

by Mark & Ian October 7, 2009