off the smurfhouses

tripping on shrooms

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!

by jokergang52 May 11, 2021

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

snottin me off

means to ignore on purpose.

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.

by leelu January 07, 2013

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 07, 2009

Off-T.B.

A slang acronym that stands for "Only Fine From The Back".

Used in references mainly to girls who appear attractive from rear viewing, but upon visual inspection from another angle, no longer arouse.

Whoa, Gina is OFF-TB!
She's OFF-TB, man... nasty

by Anonymous June 09, 2003

cuffing off

The action of jerking ones penis for pleasure

Jaime was caught by his gramma cuffing off in a sock

by lainey70 December 14, 2015

Flash Off

To do something silently; Muffled or Faint.

"Creep up on em' Flash Off" -Buclcly

by Zodacxx July 16, 2023