picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

Turn it off

When you want someone to be quiet when their singing, whether it's annoying or really bad. Or if their talking, and it makes no sense.

"How could you be so Dr. Evil? Your bringing out a side of me that I don't know"

Yo, turn it off!

by Pikmaster June 29, 2025

Jug-off

A tit wank, titjob

I asked Tom to install my Hive thermostat, and as payment I offered my girlfriend give him a jug-off

by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019

Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.

"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"

by swag wag December 25, 2017

fuck off

farting and having diareya

MY DAD HAD A FUCK OFF

by asdefrgt January 5, 2022

throw yourself off the boat

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching

joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?

by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024

brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019