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by Anonymous October 4, 2003

cock block patrol

A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.

You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

The Cock And Sock Connection

A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)

A condom made of a sok and an elastic band.

David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection
David: Offcourse fuck me

by Louis Gray November 12, 2007

cock-o-clock

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'

Pook: Ask me what time it is.

Victim: What time is it?

Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

french fry cock

Small, skinny, frail white cock. It's so skinny you can't even tell if it's hard, much less if it's inside you.

A guy with french fry cock must have really done something bad in a prior life.

by hotboxin November 28, 2005

cock goes where

a picture of a person (mostly female) who has her mouth wide open, like they where asked "cock goes where" and they're answering not verbal.
comes best with smiling and might be seen as comment on social network sites

A: cock goes where?
B: *open motuh widely*

by leberwurst December 4, 2010

Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.

Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....

by Co0ody January 14, 2008