what's in the bag yeh

When a brit boy comes out running and asks what's in your computer bag

oi bruv allow it, what's in the bag yeh

by hamadsaid October 8, 2019

bitch-bag

when someone is more than a bitch. more like multiple bitches in one person

person 1: sup fucker
person 2: sup bitch-bag

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

Dirty Bag

When you specifically “bag” aka wear a condom, but you specifically poke holes in it in advance .

Josh: “Yeah, I totally dirty bagged that bitch”
Matt: “What???”
Josh: “I poked holes in that shit 😂”

by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024