Taco Dick

When your penis is so small it looks like a vagina.

Mr. May, you got a taco dick!!

by xxshuaxx April 2, 2015

Frisbee Dick

When your penis is larger in width than in length and looks like a frisbee.

Just realized I have Frisbee Dick. Fuck.

by Phosphorus15 May 25, 2015

Dick Swinger

When a song is so good that one can't help but to dance when they hear it.

*Welcome to Miami starts playing*
"Ayyo, this shit right here is a real dick swinger"

by broseidon42069 June 12, 2018

Sucking that Dick

a person who is or was “sucking dick”

Someone who sucks dick for a living

I heard you SUCKING THAT DICK

by miikeaj July 10, 2019

dick pumpkin

when someone puts thers dick in a pumpkin and then smashes the pumpkin with a sledgehammer

dude that guy likes the dick pumpkin

by diwhxbsjxjf May 9, 2019

consistent dick

Dick ona regular 😝

I need some consistent dick

by Lolaaaaaa. June 9, 2017

laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

by MillerMac November 13, 2017