one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there

“How was your shit this morning?”
“Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”

by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020

Big one isn’t it

You like men.

That means you like animals big one isn’t it

by Chcbc November 4, 2020

Big one

Big one

You are bored so you went on this shit website and tipped this up fuck you big one

by Chcbc November 4, 2020

One Direction Stan

An absolute fucking bender who has no taste in music at all

‘Look a One Direction Stan, I bet they’re really fucking bent’

by OneDirectionAreBent November 7, 2020

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.

Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.

by Kjose December 29, 2020

one direction sexual

only attracted to one direction

hi what’s your sexuality?
oh i’m one direction sexual

by one direction whore December 30, 2020