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gettin paid

When you're taking a dump at work on the clock, you're gettin paid to poop.
Jim:Where the hell have you been, Bill? The meeting started 5 minutes ago!

Bill:Gettin paid

Jim:<high fives Bill>
gettin paid by The Ant Christ March 28, 2016
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getting Branson’ed 

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.
Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Branson’ed.
Acronym for "Good Enough to Fuck". Pronounced "geh-thuf"
"Hmm, she's not the hottest girl but she's a GETF for sure."
GETF by Kevintech December 9, 2005

getting changed 

The act of being walked in on while masturbating.

A common excuse used when you are caught yankin' your shit.

To masturbate, usually in close vicinity to other people.
My roommates walked in on me while I was getting changed.

If you continue to practice not knocking before you enter my room, you may witness me getting changed.

Yo, I'mma go get changed.
getting changed by Ad Rock May 28, 2008

Getting No Bitches 

The act of getting no hoes on ur dick
Famous People Known For Getting No Bitches: Greg Smith, Micheal Gordon, Zariel, Zariel's Hairline.

Most Famous of All : Luis Figueroa that lives at 160 W Main St, Middletown, NY 10940

Getting Your Balls Wet

A descriptive term for having intercourse with a lady; supposedly because of bodily fluids.
"Are you getting your balls wet tonight?"

"He bare got his balls wet in your bird last week"